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This fake loan shop generated 31% sales growth
Published about 2 months ago • 5 min read
Stop Fighting Your Real Competitors. Fight Someone Else's Instead.
Chili's "Fast Food Financing" pop-up storefront showing garish payday loan aesthetic strategically positioned next to McDonald's in Manhattan's Union Square. Source Chili's Grill and Bar via Restaurant Dive.
Introduction
Chili's just made McDonald's look expensive.
Think about that for a second. A casual dining chain beat fast food at its own game. 31% sales growth. One quarter.
Every other restaurant was slugging it out in their little corner.
Chili's?
They said "nope" and picked a completely different fight.
Picture this: A fake payday loan office. Right next to a McDonald's. In freaking Manhattan.
The storefront screamed sketchy loan shop.
Garish signs everywhere. People walked in expecting to get "approved" for gift cards to "offset fast food costs."
And here's a plot twist - there's a hidden speakeasy inside serving Big QP burgers.
See what it looks like right here (44 second short):
Campaign budget? They're not telling. Industry sources think the earned media value from all the viral buzz was massive.
Innovation Validation: The Big QP burger packs 85% more beef than a Quarter Pounder with Cheese. It's part of their $10.99 "3 For Me" menu - bottomless chips, salsa, fries, and drink included.
Side-by-side comparison showing Chili's Big QP burger (left) versus McDonald's Quarter Pounder (right), demonstrating the 85% more beef positioning that anchors the value proposition. Source: Chili's Grill & Bar via PR Newswire.
Here's the thing: Smart strategy wins when you pick the right fight.
Applebee's and the rest kept punching each other. Chili's opened up a whole new battlefield. They forced consumers to choose: "overpriced drive-thru disappointment" or "actual value."
That's positioning gold.
The Transferable Pattern
"The Category Crasher"
Categories get wobbly during economic stress.
When the "cheap" option stops being cheap, all bets are off.
Smart CMOs recognize the pattern.
Attack when established categories lose their defining advantage - whether that's attacking upward into premium markets or downward into budget segments.
Stop fighting sideways battles in your own category.
Hunt for moments when established categories break their core promise.
The psychology is beautiful.
Customer recieves "approval" for fast food financing inside Chili's pop-up experience, showing the simulated payday loan process that led to speakeasy access. Source Chili's Grill & Bar via LBB Online
Consumers feel screwed over when value propositions crumble.
Brands that say "yeah, you're getting ripped off - we see you" win hearts and wallets.
Where This Pattern Wins
McDonald's vs. Starbucks (2009):
[Photo: McDonald's "Four Bucks is Dumb" billboard campaign, Seattle 2008. The aggressive advertising campaign targeted Starbucks in their home market during the company's financial struggles. Source: Campaign documentation via Seattle PI]
Fractional CMOs and VP-level marketers get weekly strategic intelligence: winning campaign analysis through 3 AI models, cross-industry patterns, and 4-6 minute executive briefings that accelerate decision-making.
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